douchebaguette

douchebaguette
1. (Douchebaguette) (7936↑, 2308↓)
A female douchebag. A woman who exhibits characteristics of a douchebag.

Just look at her pompous gait... what a douchebaguette\!

2. (douchebaguette) (245↑, 147↓)
The female of the douchebag species. The female is noted for her giant sunglasses, fake tan, and penchant for designer items.

Watch out, here come some guys with popped collars with douchebaguettes on their arms\!

3. (douchebaguette) (101↑, 39↓)
A French douchebag.

- I was in Paris the other day and this guy tried to kiss me, out of nowhere - Really? - Yeah I swear\! A total douchebaguette.

Author: one_french_douchebag_in_ny http://douchebaguette.urbanup.com/4932657
4. (douchebaguette) (25↑, 16↓)
A term usually applied to a female individual who have a strong tendency to display outbursts of misdirected anger and frustrations. These outbursts are generally observed in a public environment where they attempt to attract attention by using any means necessary; these include, but are not limited to, selfish comments, dimwitted remarks, offensive and/or derogatory observations , and most commonly interject in conversations or situations where they have absolutely no understanding or interest in.

Y : We were just relaxing on the couch sipping on a cool beer when a random girl came in telling us that beer makes people dumb AND stupid.... S : What a douchebaguette\!

5. (Douchebaguette) (5↑, 2↓)
n. female douche bag.

The girl running the register was incredibly rude. What a douchebaguette.

6. (douchebaguette) (0↑, 0↓)
Not to be confused with a [douchebagette], a douchebaguette is simply a French douchebag.

Person 1: Look at that dude smoking his cigarettes while pontificating about Sartre and holding his Louis Vuitton bag. Person 2: Yeah what an [asshole]. Person 1: No, he's not an asshole, he's a douchebaguette.

7. (Douchebaguette) (0↑, 5↓)
A French woman who acts like a douchebag.

I'm trying to get a coffee, and this douchebaguette in front of me won't shut up about how you can't get an acceptable croissant anywhere in the US.

8. (douchebaguette) (3↑, 8↓)
a hybrid between a douche and piece of bread.

I'm so hungry I could eat a douchebaguette.

9. (douchebaguette) (4↑, 35↓)
Related to a [douchebag] but more appropriate. Used mainly in a proffesional or learning environment

Teacher: SIT DOWN\! Student: Stop being a douchebaguette Teacher:Haha\! That's school appropraite and mean at the same time\!

10. (douchebaguette) (35↑, 163↓)
1. The superlative form of douchebag. 2. An especially delicious type of French bread.

This douchebaguette is spectacular, but the baker who sold it to me was kind of a douchebaguette.

Related: douchebag, douche, asshole, douchebaggery, baguette, cunt, bitch, doosh, douche bag, ed hardy, jersey shore
Last updated: 2012.02.29

Urban English dictionary. 2013.

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